Conan Chop Chop, originally announced as an April Fools prank, will be a multiplayer, 2D, rogue-like, action RPG.

Story

The treacherous wizard Thoth-Amon has devised a plan to resurrect the ancient evil that is Xaltotun. If he succeeds, he will condemn the world to an eternity of darkness and enslavement. Only you can stop him, but in order to do so you must use all your cunning. All your guile. You must summon all your courage and swordsmanship. You must … Chop Chop!

Features

►Crush your enemies with powerful combo attacks!

►Play 1-4 players in couch co-op style, because where’s the fun of seeing your enemies driven before you without friends by your side?

►Hear the lamentation of their women while you pick up amazing loot. You’ll need it to defeat ruthless bosses.

Microtransactions

Unknown. Fair chance.